This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
…Ok granted, this gif was a hoax done by Jimmy Kimmel, but that webcam still caught her failure for all to see.
When your cow decides to be an ass and tear all the siding off your house.
‘Getting the surgery will help me feel normal and have all the right body parts as any other girl.’
A girl I went to high school with loved this book, so I imagine all women do, right?