Let's just keep this insane bender between you and me, okay? I promise I'll keep making hilarious image galleries if you promise to not tell anybody about my crazy LSD addiction. Deal? Deal.
This is a picture of Popeye. My pupils are dilating, but I think I'm doing okay.
If you told me this was not actually a giant pigeon, I would not believe you.
In all seriousness I have an (active) Facebook friend in prison right now.
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'