I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.
Which is why when I say I love this threat on my life, I really don't like it.
I have no idea why there is a cow on this sign and frankly I don't want to know.
Why you'd dip McNuggets into McDonald Turkey's Apricot Sundae is beyond us, but then again hey, why not?
I don't know why this dinner party photobombed this picture of a jumping cat, but I hate them for it.