And on that day he realized all his dreams of becoming an olympian were done.
If you don't drink a two liter of Mountain Dew every day, then I don't know what you are but you are not a man.
Most men spend all of their waking hours thinking about how they'll survive the zombie apocalypse.
Hahaha, just kidding. Road rage isn't very manly. Just start thinking about sledgehammers and all of your road rage disappear!
Chainsaws are pretty manly. I don't think I need to elaborate more on that.
‘I'm a woman that wants it all; a family, health, fitness, success, passions, dreams, all in all a really great life.’
When I want to meditate, I just belt sand something and that gets me there.
‘I didn't know about plastic surgery at that age but I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips.’