Listen kid, if you don't figure this out right now a lot of people will die. We're counting on you.
'This is my lucky day. You say you're a banana expert and that's what we're looking for. Can you start tomorrow?'
We don’t know what tribe she belongs to but we’re going to ask if we can join.
Ugh, you know what? I'm not going to give thoughts on any more memes unless they are pro United Airlines.
You know what they say about dogs with blue gums. They should probably go to a dentist.
4. Not sure what's scarier: getting chased by Michael Myers or a tattoo you paid for turning out like this...