This is the most badass thing I have ever seen written anywhere. Books, movies, shirts, anywhere.
If you've ever wanted to slide down an elephant's digestive system, have I got the slide for you ...
Pepperoni pizza with a mac and cheese crust is the closest thing I have ever had to a religious experience.
‘I don't have to stress anymore, I don't need to look for the next best thing, I'm eating more than I ever have and I feel freaking good.’
‘They think about my health and tell me to think about the future, will I ever have a family of my own and things like that,’ she explains.