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If you've ever wanted to slide down an elephant's digestive system, have I got the slide for you ...
Pepperoni pizza with a mac and cheese crust is the closest thing I have ever had to a religious experience.
‘They think about my health and tell me to think about the future, will I ever have a family of my own and things like that,’ she explains.