No one asked for this Mickey Mouse “gritty reboot” but I’m glad we got it.
THIS NICE CAR AND THIS GUN WERE PURCHASED WITH HUG MONEY, I MEAN DRUG MONEY. I'M SO MAD, I'M MAKING TYPOS.
Launch is my favorite meal of the day. Did I mention I’m an astronaut and that’s what we call lunch?
Working for airport security is an important job and I'm glad someone as responsible as Harry Potter works there.
‘I’m only on the website to travel and see the world. I’m not there to look for a sugar daddy.’
I'm sorry if I'm being pandering. I'm a man that was asked to write this. I'm just trying my best. Here's a makeup tutorial!