‘Apparently I touched his face and said 'I don't know who this is, get him out of here' to my mum.’
If you don't drink a two liter of Mountain Dew every day, then I don't know what you are but you are not a man.
…and if that doesn’t get you all hot and bothered, I don’t know what will.
…I don't ever eat fried food, I only eat white meat and I don't drink alcohol.’
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.