‘Then I'd be like, 'First of all, do you think I have a giant vagina? What's wrong with you? That's rude. Secondly, no. Go away'.’
‘Another dude popped up. Was it the first guy that I thought I’d taken out? Were there a bunch of dudes in that room?'
If i closed my eyes like them I'd still just see this image. Then I'd wake up dead.
'Yes, I'd like to pay full price for less than half a sandwich, thank you.'
I'd like to think she's pulling out money to buy new pants, but we all know that's a lie.
When you're actually competent at applying for jobs and decide to get out of the box.
If I looked this much like someone from the Harry Potter universe I’d dress like this every day.
Dressing up like Mystique? A great idea. Applying duck tape to your body to do it? A terrible idea.
‘I’d heard people say we should blow Iraqis and others into the Stone Age, and it kind of looked like we had tried.’