Some people are at the company a LONG time before they get their own parking spot.
How you feel after you finally get to pee after holding it for a long time.
Old Cindy Stink Foot was always trying to get people to “shake hands” this way.
Disney has been making animated featured for 80 years at this point. That's such a long time!
There is some evidence showing that people have lived in Australia for over 40,000 years. That's a long time!
People used to have lots of kids to farm the land: now it’s to have an extra hand to take Instagram pics.
OCD Teacher must be super fun: “Now kids, we are going to wash our hands five times.”
All this time you wondered why people were called that. This guy. This frickin’ guy.
Ferro Rod and Striker: Lighters are difficult to get on a plane at times, so go with the old school striker.