If dogs could unionize and plea that humans don't shave them, I would join the picket line.
‘He could lose movement in his arms, the muscles could turn into ballast that he won't be able to use to lift things…
But I care, for you see, I've been a dog that can use a computer this whole time.
‘All they could hear was the dog barking and then they saw all that blood.’
And this is the day “Dog Blackbeard, “the cruelest dog pirate in the world was born.