This dog is laying on another dog in a way that doesn't look comfortable. Scrub.
This dog just got home from a dog party and they're feeling a little hung over, okay?
These dogs all have partners that are much younger and more reckless then they are.
This dog was neutered and can't lick its own balls so this is the next best option.
This dog was on the force for a few years, but their heart just wasn't in it so they retired.