If dogs could unionize and plea that humans don't shave them, I would join the picket line.
‘All they could hear was the dog barking and then they saw all that blood.’
But I care, for you see, I've been a dog that can use a computer this whole time.
You could use most things as a dip stick, but why not make life exciting and use some anal beads?
And this is the day “Dog Blackbeard, “the cruelest dog pirate in the world was born.
This dog is laying on another dog in a way that doesn't look comfortable. Scrub.