This picture was taken at the exact moment grandma fell. THANKS A LOT, GRANDMA.
Let's be real -- there was a lot going wrong here even before the eyebrows.
It is broad daylight and some poor retail employee got a face full of this just from pulling into the parking lot.
Not only does this look dangerous to drink from, it's probably also really unsanitary.
I'm not gonna say she got $70,000 selling drugs, but she does also not look very employable.
When you get to see the locals get down in the parking lot...don't let anyone tell you romance is dead.