Monogamous relationships with livestock are generally discouraged in today's society.
34% of dogs are purchased from breeders, while 23% of dogs and 31% of cats are obtained from an animal shelter or humane society.
Signs your marriage is doomed -- you got married in a fucking White Castle.
The most basic job in the world is putting on clothes and if you can't handle that, we're all doomed.
Society is no longer allowed to insult someone for their perceived sexuality, but goddamn does this outfit make it hard to stick to that.