They're going to be really embarrassed if they fall in love with another person named Olivia.
That black and white cat is pretty great, but I'm really jazzed about that straw.
Gregory IX (ruled 1227-1241) a.k.a. Pope Jew-Hating Cat-Killing Plague-Causing Inquisitor
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