TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVE, BEING ENRAGED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S WEALTH.
Say 'She looks like she knows what she's doing' if you read this headline.
If you are this man and you fell into a cactus patch, know that other people are using you as an example of what a bad day is. For that, I apologize.
When you're at that age where you don't know what the hell to do to impress people.
What's one job you would want to do so well that when people saw it, they'd say 'that person deserves a raise?'