At least he's trying.
What is he trying to do?
Don't let this happen to yourself or your friends.
That's not good.
Um, that's not what those are for.
Because getting a workout before a workout is dumb.
Hey, if it works...
Ice cream is a great workout for your body fighting diabetes!
Pugs are supposed to be fat. It's science.
Someone is going to die.
Bro, I can totes see your iPad.
You're suppose to be improving yourself, not making things worse!
Or maybe she works out without looking like a CHUD
He Must Workout