How much and does it work?
Hopefully that pepper spray doesn't get on his hot pocket.
Why do you ask?
What, it worked for Bugs Bunny!
In This Picture: Photo of a funny protest sign
That Works Too
A giant cat wearing overalls looks up at the camera
Selma Hayek in orange work out clothes
We Do This At Work Too
A pregnant woman with a bag on her head and a smiley face on her stomach
At least the important stuff was unharmed.
A funny e-card about flirting/ stalking
But I have no other ideas.