Why do you ask?
Hopefully that pepper spray doesn't get on his hot pocket.
How much and does it work?
In This Picture: Photo of a funny protest sign
A giant cat wearing overalls looks up at the camera
What, it worked for Bugs Bunny!
That Works Too
Selma Hayek in orange work out clothes
A pregnant woman with a bag on her head and a smiley face on her stomach
A funny e-card about flirting/ stalking
At least the important stuff was unharmed.
But I have no other ideas.
We Do This At Work Too