He's green and has no mobility but apparently he picks up chicks.
He's probably gone all Kevin Bacon and watched all of those chicks undress.
Finally, He-Man's existence pays off.
A slighter better version would have that dino in a Gitmo guard uniform
An old woman lifting weights
So I wont say anything bad.
If you want to sell a condom, you need to put some effort into it, man.
Yes it does kick ass.
Which one would you rather have kick your ass?
Would Kick Your Ass
WIll become tattoo
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Oh man, butt mouths?
Makes that one bud made for the commercial seem pretty weak.
He's going to kick that doll's ass if it comes to life.