this is why i like it
Well, it's honest, and can you complain if it tastes like crap?
Instead of wine teeth, he gets wine hand.
It's a rich tasting merlot with a small backbite and a hint of balls.
This Is American Wine: Wine In A Box Is ‘Merican Wine
Wine in the Bathtub
Oysters and Wine
Cleavage Creek is of course just down the road from Nipple Valley.
Damn, what is in that wine?
Special order form Humperdink estates.
You Could Say That These Wines Are Tasteless
Is that an instructions or a suggestion?
There's probably a good chance this is the stuff the Queen drinks.
Also available is some Pantera coolers and Iron Maiden shooters.