this is why i like it
Well, it's honest, and can you complain if it tastes like crap?
Instead of wine teeth, he gets wine hand.
Wine Colored Dress
It's a rich tasting merlot with a small backbite and a hint of balls.
This Is American Wine: Wine In A Box Is ‘Merican Wine
Damn, what is in that wine?
You Could Say That These Wines Are Tasteless
Cleavage Creek is of course just down the road from Nipple Valley.
Special order form Humperdink estates.
Is that an instructions or a suggestion?
There's probably a good chance this is the stuff the Queen drinks.
Also available is some Pantera coolers and Iron Maiden shooters.
Is this a Juggalo vintage?