We're classy as hell up in here
Our second literal ass joke of the day.
Must be Mecca, California, right?
Taste the Rainbow
Go on, eat the way Lincoln would have.
Because Canadian maple syrup is treasonous.
They mean Mecca, California, right?
That's delicious patriotism right there.
This is the only thing Captain America will eat.
They're dipped in liberty. Also chocolate.
More like freedoM&freedoM's, right? Right??
It's pure alcohol but it's glorious.
Because sometimes a marshmallow can be a fruit.
There's always room for Jello. Unless you're a terrorist.
Stars. Stripes Cream filling. Yes.