You need to have some standards in and around food, lest we all get salmone...
The Colonel's no good brother Corporal Sanders is still up to his old trick...
This seems like a good place for your baby's feces.
The menu is a little hard to wrap your head around.
Roasted with rosemary, pepper and a hint of salmonella.
It's about time we took a stand on this.
So this is worse than that baby in the shopping cart
If that's the worst thing you get, consider yourself a winner.
Oh look, a disgusting pun. Well, it's funny at least.
Mmm, a delicious foot wrapped in trash.
So that's chocolate? Sure.
And yet we're all impressed by Egyptian mummies.
For nurses, these ladies seem very unsanitary.