You need to have some standards in and around food, lest we all get salmone...
It's about time we took a stand on this.
Zombies really are unhealthy.
This seems like a good place for your baby's feces.
And yet we're all impressed by Egyptian mummies.
If that's the worst thing you get, consider yourself a winner.
Mmm, a delicious foot wrapped in trash.
That blue is the sign of an unhealthy bladder.
The Colonel's no good brother Corporal Sanders is still up to his old trick...
The menu is a little hard to wrap your head around.
Roasted with rosemary, pepper and a hint of salmonella.
So this is worse than that baby in the shopping cart
So that's chocolate? Sure.
Oh look, a disgusting pun. Well, it's funny at least.
No one's saying you need to eat tofu and salad, but what the hell?
All the grease, none of the waiting
So are these cough drops or breath mints or what?