So THAT'S how he gets such a stache.
What's new, Pussycat? A tumor!
That Must Have Been - Some Witch!
Or a clever way to cover up a murder by calling it a "prank."
"Well done sunshine, dive into love."
"But one would hope that the whole Tom Daley saga that's unfolding will mak...
"Tom Daley, I am extremely happy for you!!!! I'm sure right now you feel am...
"I slept with Tom Daley before he was gay."
...tell him there's a problem.
"I think Tom Daley is the best win for the homosexual agenda since Dumbledo...
"But when will a sumo wrestler come out as gay?"
"Tom Daley is gay and H&H has 40% off online orders. One of these things is...
"I guess Tom Daley REALLY wants to be like Greg Louganis."
"I read this as Tom Delay at first. Big difference."
"I fancy Tom Daley loads and he's gay."
"Already a rash of articles trying to define Tom Daley's sexuality. Why? Hu...