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The most impressive thing is that they had this many dork friends
Putting out fire with gasoline.
When your groomsmen come out looking their best.
Marriage is a sacred occasion when two people...zzz...huh? Spiderman?
Do you, Admiral Akbar, promise to spawn in the tub?
Starla and Ike were never happier than on that day
Honey, how can we enure our kids are nerds?
Ugh, Borg always bring presents from Bed, Bath & Beyond
You don't want to be around for the honeymoon when they plug their spigots ...
Go on, make a till death joke, it'll be funny, we swear.
Oompa Loompa doopity doo, I have a future divorce for you.
Hard to say if they'd look better without the makeup
If your marriage starts as a pain in the neck, it can only get better, righ...
In This Picture: Photo of Bible coloring book
Getting married can be excruciatingly boring, which is why these people thi...