Life is a live
Unemployed and proud of it!
Motto given at the back cover of Old Spice After Shave
Never clean a pan again.
Need to point something out? Laser. Too lasy to turn off the light? Laser.
There's a person in there, for sure.
In all fairness, wearing a thong all the time probably does suck.
This guy's hardcore.
And this is them during sex.
Been waiting all my life for this
...or he's having a stroke.
That's why I wax.
...remember to smile.