How f***ing sweet!
She called me a bitch, but I showed her.
Turntables making art
Lefty uses this all the time.
Good storage space
You know, for romance... I am NOT tricking you into dusting.
That's not what a Suicide Girl is.
This would be a great table to own.
Hell, we all should.
Don't play pool with this guy. You'll lose every time.
GOD DAMN IT!
Bet you this is sold in a Skymall catalog.
You can't gold plate a turd.
Thank god I read that. Someone could have been hurt!