This Seems Suspicious
A 1983 Dodge Ram that's too nice to be photographed
Wow that cant be a real broadcast, i mean that man must of been invedtigate...
Why's he just sitting there not doing anything??
You can't go wrong for that price. Unless they drug you and take your kidn...
Oh good. Kids, get in, just do whatever the man says.
In all honesty, it might be worth it to hitch a ride in this one.
Maybe I just have a dirty mind,or maybe that's an asshole.
Even the best case scenario is awful here.
You can only drive this van if you're an Easter European or a convicted fel...
Same day? That's the best way!
There's a bear on the door. Inside, you will get mauled.
Kind of tacky just to advertise it like that
There's something strangely phallic about this ice cream.
Your tax dollars at work
Magic happens here, but it's the dark kind.
The radio plays nothing but the sounds of clowns weeping