That'll end well.
No one will be stealing that car.
That dirty mexican is stealing my car on a stolen bike.
A good way to make sure your car is never stolen is never get out.
Gotta have a solid getaway car to steal some bushes!
Short stop catches the ball mid-air and trys to tag player stealing second,...
Probably a woman driver. Crap, did we steal all your comments?
This guy's desperate to get another sip of booze. I know the feeling.
Upon reading this people had to go up there and take the rest of the letter...
High Security: Just Try to Steal It
This is how he's stealing his soul.
Someone steal it on principle.
In This Picture: Photo of baby
It's probably for the best this incident wasn't on the cover.
Nicely typed and laminated for future use.
In This Picture: Photo of kids with burger king cups