2 DAYS AFTER I GOT KICKED IN THE FACE PLAYING GOALIE FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL SOC...
Wonder how many cans of spray paint a thing like this takes
No points but you look cool, right?
Hehe... ball to the face. Get it? Lolz.
Where is giant David Beckham when you need him? Haha! Get it? Beckham plays...
In This Picture: Photo of soccer players
A sweet kicks...
That face isn't a soccer ball, silly.
I'm Pretty Sure That's A High Kick
In This Picture: Photo of soccer players kicking each other
This is a photo of French striker Djibril Cisse, who broke his leg in a war...
Who noticed the owl?
An owl with multi-colored feathers and a gold chain
Wait a second! One of them isn't an owl! Oh, cat. You so crazy.
Those kick lines will get you every time.