What do you figure, sex crime?
I hope Keanu Reeves is there to save the day!
That's kind of the purpose of most motels, isn't it?
It's where we all want to be.
Funny Sketch Comedy Group
A picture for a license that resulted from a lost bet.
Sketchy Mountain Road
Remember going to camp when you were a kid? Ever go to one of these camps?
Usually you can get in the back of a dirty van for free.
The halfway inn part really clinches this.
Bill Clinton loved this place.
Probably the most appropriate sign in any motel ever.
Kids stay free, swell!
Because if there's a tornado, it's arguably better than being outside.
There's nothing wrong with telling it like it is.
That's a hard schedule to get anyone to commit to.