Do not make love to the pool
Dug money buys some fancy stuff
You totally ruined the felt.
I'll take care of the angle from back here!
Clean it up a little, might not be so bad
Hop in, the water's fine
...but we both know that won't end well.
Maybe he planned that
Nature is taking it back
Kid, that is not appropriate
Wonder where he's going.
What better way to marinate bacon.
It's not sad so much as it is disappointing
No way they make it in less than twelve parsecs, though.