This screams "safe!"
Does this fix burn marks?
Get through that, Santa
Riding in the Funkmobile.
Ad for vaginal repair service
a multi-purpose bathroom stall
Maybe they can buff that right out.
They call this the Darwin Repair.
Paid more for the glue than to just repair it.
Home car repairs for the win.
For when you have no duct tape handy and you're far, far too lazy to actual...
Pothole? Suck it.
Serving all your third world scooter needs
I knew a kid who tried to repair a cat with a lawn mower. It didn't work.
Gollum's creepy uncle.
Everything here seems legit, please insert your card.