Enchanted: this person can grant wishes now
This person is upset that someone keeps using their salad dressing.
The only person that will enjoy this slide is the person that built it.
This person can see into the future. Cool!
This person has no idea how slides work.
You're Not The Only Person Who Can Capitalize Words, Stupid Mary.
Can nobody around here drink booze like a normal person!?
This person is frustrated that their roommate's hair clogged their bathroom...
Personally, mess and chaos gives me anxiety.
This roommate lives alone and has come up with multiple personalities as a ...
Up Close and Personal
This person doesn't understand the sweet taste of expired foods.
This person is being so passive aggressive that at this point it's just reg...
Marijuana has been legal in Alaska for personal use since 1975
At least you can't say this person is dishonest.