Is Morning Sex a name of a place in Africa?
Are you two sisters?
That license plate isn't going to take care of itself.
He was, however, put down for mauling a child.
Show your wife you have no balls by not eating this for breakfast.
Took a pic of a friends cat, saw the background later. Cat looked like he w...
Bitches be like - I just got out the shower
Yeah, that happens sometimes
A guy after homosexual intercourse. The residue is still left on the face.
No need for Viagra.....
This will serve as an excuse for many of the other pictures.
We'd wake up with her.
Whoever Wrote Than Has Obviously Never Had Sex With Me