Not a straight shooter.
At least he probably wasn't getting laid, anyway.
The testicles are a nice touch.
...but your ass is showing.
Well, you can't recreate it by soaking a white man in soda overnight.
He likes to go by his middle name, "Taint."
That's why I wax.
A girl making a face at a couple kissing
A fan at a basketball game with a cut-out of himself
TV still from The Maury Show
But Break.com finds nothing funny about nut shots.
In This Picture: Photo of dolphin tattoo
A news blurb about the case of the missing bacon