Not a straight shooter.
At least he probably wasn't getting laid, anyway.
A news report about a man eating mcnuggets and getting shot
The testicles are a nice touch.
...but your ass is showing.
Well, you can't recreate it by soaking a white man in soda overnight.
He likes to go by his middle name, "Taint."
That's why I wax.
A girl making a face at a couple kissing
A fan at a basketball game with a cut-out of himself
TV still from The Maury Show