The TSA Missed A Big One
Not a straight shooter.
At least he probably wasn't getting laid, anyway.
Kids are invisible!
Other Kids, Not So Much
...I wear a diaper when I snort coke.
At least when he misses class, one of his kids can take notes for him.
A news report about a man eating mcnuggets and getting shot
...but your ass is showing.
Just use a condom, man!
Well, you can't recreate it by soaking a white man in soda overnight.
Left him alone for 1 hr and came home to this.
You're so cool with your iPad. Just kidding, you're not.
Two Kids Enter, One Kid Leaves