In this Picture: Man holding machete in a car
This guy just wants to party... and maybe cut you.
A machete is the first item in your true man starter kit.
Looks relaxing but its actually a slingshot.
And that was the last time they ever talked to Dave.
Cindy knows a bikini top also doubles as a slingshot.
Two hot girls in Machete shirts
He's good, but only when he puts the machete down.
Not something you see every day
In This Picture: Photo of skinny person in costume with machete
In This Picture: Photo of hot girls with machete shirts
Note to self, never stop to talk to anyone ever again.
Canada you goofy bastards.
Slingin' you to the sky
Fun At The Nuclear Regulatory Commission
And get sling'd the f_ck into oblivion