Because of his personality.
What is going on in these photos? Ladies, we demand answers!
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They look like a couple of drunken Russian hookers, or my sisters.
In This Picture: Photo of guy with martini-shaped chest hair
A man with a sword and armor made out of Super Nintendo cartridges
Grandma, you's rockin' that thong.
Contain your orgasms.
A little kid covered in stuffed animals
Mice ladies, that is
Hey there...dude? Ma'am?
A dog wearing sunglasses that looks like a player.
Blacktripod is looking for a rich woman to be his lover