At least she has her insanity to keep her grounded.
CSI has nothing on our investigatory skillz. With a z!
...ice cream. Especially when it looks like it came from hell.
I'm an asshole and my sperm is infertile. Ladies.
Other Kids, Not So Much
...I wear a diaper when I snort coke.
The inevitable end of any good game show.
Fastest way to paint the interior
An alien cake
Just use a condom, man!
You owe me about five dog biscuits.
Left him alone for 1 hr and came home to this.
Horrible anal pain? Anal fissure?