We get what you're trying to do, ladies. And in other circumstances, maybe ...
In This Picture: Photo of guy giving girl massage
In This Picture: Photo of man covered in spaghetti
The only pen that can write on a G-Spot.
Just leave it wherever, who's going to notice?
huge bottle of massage lotion
found it when i was going into the post office
I'm sure that's not what it looks like.