Best pet ever
A girl wearing a Donatello hat
The nice way to tell someone to fuck off
That’s Actually To Plug In His Fax Machine
had this pic taken of me and some naked girl leaning over me, when we uploa...
its the fucking mystery machine
drunk and hurt
They Are Taking The Bus To Where They Keep All The Fucks They Don't Give
Got drunk and hog-tied with duct tape.
In a dryer actually, at the local laundromat.
dont piss her off... shes eating
welcome to fucking
Drunk laying in throw up on the Beach