A balanced diet of fruit and ass.
All the grease, none of the waiting
So it's full of pizza and topped with a burger? Alright.
So it's chips with cheese and BBQ sauce? Huh.
No one's saying you need to eat tofu and salad, but what the hell?
So are these cough drops or breath mints or what?
5000 calories per serving? That's like eating a pig.
The only thing ice cream has been missing all these years.
So the only thing they can brag about is the fat in it?
Just what lasagna was missing; white bread.
This thing has 68g of saturated fat and as many calories as 68 pieces of ba...
That dude is going to die in Flavor Country