It's like nature decided to go all porny on it.
Stand back lady or it'll cover you too
Not a lot of boats made it to shore that day.
Yeah, parking near the water has its drawbacks sometimes.
Chicago was founded by vengeful water spirits.
It's so thick, porn makers would be proud
They call it Habakkuk.
The rear defroster is going to have to work overtime on this one.
It's like a Krispy Kreme donut.
Less a crotch rocket more a crotch cooler.
Minnesota - No joke
Captain America (Or Sergeant Hatred?)
SIT DOWN THEY SAID - IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID