It's like nature decided to go all porny on it.
Stand back lady or it'll cover you too
Not a lot of boats made it to shore that day.
They call it Habakkuk.
Yeah, parking near the water has its drawbacks sometimes.
The rear defroster is going to have to work overtime on this one.
Chicago was founded by vengeful water spirits.
Less a crotch rocket more a crotch cooler.
It's so thick, porn makers would be proud
It's like a Krispy Kreme donut.
Minnesota - No joke
Captain America (Or Sergeant Hatred?)
SIT DOWN THEY SAID - IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID