It's like nature decided to go all porny on it.
Yeah, parking near the water has its drawbacks sometimes.
Stand back lady or it'll cover you too
Not a lot of boats made it to shore that day.
It's so thick, porn makers would be proud
Chicago was founded by vengeful water spirits.
They call it Habakkuk.
It's like a Krispy Kreme donut.
The rear defroster is going to have to work overtime on this one.
Less a crotch rocket more a crotch cooler.
Minnesota - No joke
Captain America (Or Sergeant Hatred?)
SIT DOWN THEY SAID - IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID