It's like nature decided to go all porny on it.
Stand back lady or it'll cover you too
Not a lot of boats made it to shore that day.
Yeah, parking near the water has its drawbacks sometimes.
They call it Habakkuk.
It's so thick, porn makers would be proud
Chicago was founded by vengeful water spirits.
The rear defroster is going to have to work overtime on this one.
It's like a Krispy Kreme donut.
Less a crotch rocket more a crotch cooler.
Captain America (Or Sergeant Hatred?)