She knows how to hold a weiner
Nothing is as sexy as a crustacean
Well, that's something
Hannibal Lecter abounds.
Just shake your head and move on
Do you win by being closest to your due date?
Because of course.
All the nerds love her.
Apparently that's the prettiest goat
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Pregnant ladies in bikinis at a bar
He sat in front of his computer and looked at the screen to see a bunch of ...
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... has never met someone who didn't try to bang her.