You only get one chance to mess up
I prefer to just apologize to every person I meet for this horrible thing o...
And maybe get a pedicure.
One of these pics is sexy, and one is a car.
Chicks dig it.
Oh, you have to stop on the other side?
Maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer
That's what public fountains are for.
Two solid days of lazy down the drain, literally.
If only they'd posted the clearance height. Oh wait.
A girl with her head shaved right down the middle