Thank you for your service.
Worst date ever.
Waiting for you to order room service.
When your date keeps going on and on about themselves.
Jesus, this food is an antique
You dont want to know what they did to the goat before they gave it to you....
What if your date showed up like this?
Thank you for your service, sir. Welcome home.
What a colorful way to say the service here sucks.
First date ready? Check.
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A cop car is out of service
Policemen are lazy these days.
At least the first date ended well!
That's right, Washington went to work fighting for our freedom FREE OF CHAR...
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