Take the head or the ball, but not both.
Takes some discipline to do that.
Right in the MOUTH.
In My Mouth Please
Why Are You Not In My Mouth?
This is pretty fantastic
In this photo: Image of girl eating taco
My mouth. Makes good use.
The look on that guy's face about says it. That's what a kick with cleats ...
Look at the guy in the back on the left. He's almost as blown away as that...
Not sure how this happened. Seems legit.
What is it with soccer players and other peoples' nuts?
Go home, lady. You're really, really drunk.
Shirt forward, head back, that's the way we like to sack. No? Meh.
In fairness, why are those masks so easy to grab if you're not supposed to ...