Most of us probably have a nice Casio watch and maybe use the clock on the ...
In This Picture: Photo of clock
In This Picture: Photo of cool clock
...but your complimentary picture of Vladimir Putin will keep you awake, so...
Because you should already know what time it is.
Oh crap, it's Inception time.
What happens if you sleep in? Oh wait. Nevermind.
Face it, the numbers on a clock are all BS anyway.
At midnight it flies off and will kill you, so watch out for that.
Finally, a way to both tell time and enjoy the internet. But like, not the...
This seems like a lot of work to tell time. Maybe just check your phone.
So it cooks bacon as an alarm. But is it refrigerated or is that just bad ...
Real books are for suckers anyway.