When you are done reading his face you get a bonus neck novel.
Do Not Read
What do you think he is reading?
Girls, if you don't want guys to look, don't put words there.
Can't read this
What would happen if I checked no
…I realized that I was going out in public and changed my shirt.
Even Sexy When Reading
Sharks can't read, ya goose!
If you are reading this in the future, who won the election?
They read from the wrong spellbook.
Pow, Right in the kisser