Oh, that's hot...
Funny sign above sink in a college student household. (friends house)
"Wait, before you start tatooing, let me think. Will I ever NOT want to a b...
Taken from the supper scene in the Hobbit movie...
That's not the good kind of three-way.
Time to make some suds.
Hug it tight, buddy
Yet another reason to not wash my car.
Burn and eat
Such a dirty clown.
I wish I was that mud.
Sex jokes aside, keep the mice away from the milk.
From bone to boner.